I only made this cause I was sick of posting on Facebook and just getting shit constantly. I'm a fuck up so don't get to know me, stay far away.

 

Guess I can’t park here, forgot my swimsuit today.

Guess I can’t park here, forgot my swimsuit today.

@kennywise_ “take a picture of me bigger than chris.”

@kennywise_ “take a picture of me bigger than chris.”

Hard on with a big rack. Might as well be #wheresdavealseep #wtf?

Hard on with a big rack. Might as well be #wheresdavealseep #wtf?

All tuckered out from a hard days work. #actionlandscaping

All tuckered out from a hard days work. #actionlandscaping

Happy monday. #actionlandscaping #mondayblues

Happy monday. #actionlandscaping #mondayblues

@weird_dave we should have used this instead for #thekeepers  (at sharta shed)

@weird_dave we should have used this instead for #thekeepers (at sharta shed)

2 fights at once. @weird_dave fighting the goalie while me and @kennywise_ duke it out . Poor ref tho. #nhl #misfits (at The Record Party)

Too Watered-Down. #beer #thebeernation (at Jeanne D’Arc Credit Union)

The 40 oz. Is bigger than her head. #wheresbooasleep  (at The Record Party)

The 40 oz. Is bigger than her head. #wheresbooasleep (at The Record Party)