I only made this cause I was sick of posting on Facebook and just getting shit constantly. I'm a fuck up so don't get to know me, stay far away.

 

#tbt to me 3 years ago with no facial hair. Weird.

#tbt to me 3 years ago with no facial hair. Weird.

Shoelace ripped, this will have to do for now.  (at Under the willow)

Shoelace ripped, this will have to do for now. (at Under the willow)

Feels like christmas with my new wacker. Line edges like a dream. #actionlandscaping #echo #cutgreenmakegreen (at MicKee’s On The Water)

Feels like christmas with my new wacker. Line edges like a dream. #actionlandscaping #echo #cutgreenmakegreen (at MicKee’s On The Water)

Uh, what? #toosoon (at Big Lots)

Uh, what? #toosoon (at Big Lots)

Guess I can’t park here, forgot my swimsuit today.

Guess I can’t park here, forgot my swimsuit today.

@kennywise_ “take a picture of me bigger than chris.”

@kennywise_ “take a picture of me bigger than chris.”

Hard on with a big rack. Might as well be #wheresdavealseep #wtf?

Hard on with a big rack. Might as well be #wheresdavealseep #wtf?

All tuckered out from a hard days work. #actionlandscaping

All tuckered out from a hard days work. #actionlandscaping